Big, Bright, And Ballsy.

I Should Have Been Born With Points On The Ends Of My Extremities,Because I Am The Biggest Star You Will Ever See.

Oh wait. What's That? Yup. Those Are My Balls.

I sent you an ice cream cake, but it melted on the way,
I sent you some sushi, but it cooked from being in the heat all day,
I could have sent you some klenex for your cute little nose. but from them I'm sure flames would have rose,
Its tough to get you something that wont shriek from the heat,
from the top of your head to your pretty little feet,
but thats the price you pay, believe it or not,
when you're stuck with the burden of being so freakin hot.

How Appropriate

Thats The Type Of "pride" They Want To Represent Them. Just Like Their Trash "all-star" Game A Few Years Back. You Know, The One Where All The "all-stars" Showed Up Here And All Collectively Had One Question. "Where's CP?" But Its Not About "pride" And "all-stars", Its About Who Will Suck Enough d And kiss Enough ass To Be Considered One Of Their Representatives.  And Based On That, CP Wouldn't Be There. It Is Appropriate Though, I Mean After All, It Is TRASH cities And A TRASH state Being Represented By TRASH, So CP Definately Isn't Part Of That.

You Better Check Yo Self

 

Having The Original Document With All Of Your Finger Prints On It Is What I Would Call A "smart move".

I always suspected they shot the wrong bettle.

Looks like the only johnson you've got that matters is the one stuck in your ass.

 

F You

An Open Letter To Bobby Chedda

 Dear Bobby Chedda,

     Yo Daawg, What up g.  While The success of your team has been inspiring to many and a fine accomplishment in its own right, there are reason why individuals should not be so supportive of your organization for one of the reason I am stating here.  

    The reason for this is because of your support and promotion of a company and corporation that is anything but interested in the success of athletic achievement, personal development, or competitive fair play.  Instead, they are only interested in the bottom line and how much money the can make by piggy backing your
organizations success and bilking the financial public out of its money by once again falsely showing "support" for what you and others have done.  Of couse, I wont mention them by name here, so lets just call them in-fidelity.  Knowing first hand of what I speak, I can assure you, that any sponsorship in-fidelity provides to you is soley for the purpose of their own financial gain and not that of respect or admiration for what your team has accomplished. I can attest first hand
to their non-caring attitude toward athletics when I was told by this firm that they "do not accomodate individuals so that they can participate in athletic activities".  Mr. Chedda, Imagine if your quarterback, lets just call him the tizzle brizzle, had been employed by this in-fidelity a few years back,(you know, to make a little gas money, because the truth is, they dont pay anything anyways) and during this time, he was confronted with the option of playing football or making his gas money? Since they do not accomodate, or make exceptions, so that individuals can particiapte in athletic activities" Perhaps the tizzle brizzle would have had to select sitting there making trades of their crap stocks and mutual funds for a collection of trash that arent even good enough to talk to him. And if
he tried to call them on it (you know, shed the light), they would just falsely make something up about him and try to blackmale him.
And even if they did proivide him with a schedule that suited his needs, chances are, they would just lie and take it away from him and then try to make it look like it was his fault. 
      Mr. Chedda, your super bowl championship probably would not have occured.  For this reason, I can not, and have not, supported your organization since it is being sponsored by such a low down, seedy, frontin, wanna-be, gangsta bich, company like in-fidelity.  Mr Chedda, Do what is right for
your organization, your fans, the public, and do not allow scam organizations such as in-fidelity to piggy back on your success in an attempt to bilk consumers.  Make the "smart move" to get rid of the parasite that has invaded your organization and avoid having your name associated with a company that takes money from consumers like russian presidents take your rings.

            Big ups to brooklyn,
             West Siiiiiiide.

My Balls Were Made For Walkin

I Like To Keep My Sneakers On The Window Ledge Of The Front Window Of My House. That Way, It Reminds Me Of All The Little People I'm Walking All Over.

BLOW ME

F You hollywood.  Why Dont You Come Up With An Orginal Idea For Once Instead Of Stealing Other Peoples.

I remember one day I was sitting in an agency and some clown came up to me and asked me for my portfolio.  It was at that moment I said "portfolio. portfolio. I don't need no portfolio. Im CP, bich.  I could shave my head, glue the hair to various part of my body, wear my teeth on the outside of my face, and I would still be the best thing going." portfolio? No, I dont need no portfolio. I'm CP, bich. Then I gave them the one finger salute and left.  I dont need no portfolio. I'm CP, bich.

I warned you that some day CP may show up, and if HE does, HE is going to look fine. Shame on you for not being ready.

 

It Doesn't Matter If Those Balls Are Soft Or Hard

Random Thought For The Day: 

You Gotta Like A Girl Who Takes Her Time To Get All Carefully Dressed Up In Her Uniform. Painstakingly Applies Her Make-Up Until It Looks Just Right.  Fixes Her Hair So That It Is Both Pretty And Functional......Then Turns Her Head Around And Spits Like A Pro On National Television.  I Don't Drink 40's, So Instead, I'M Going To Tip My Frosty Bottle Of Water. 

I'M just gonna speak frankly

Seeing As How There Are Some "coaches" Out There Who Only Rank About A .0000001- On A Scale Of 5, Maybe There Is A Division III School Or An Intramural Club Program They Can "coach" At.

Pack Light

For they have been sentenced to the bracket of death,
So it be appropriate.
For they do not play your brand of ball.
Of hard work, of dedication, of desire, of dirt.
they play the only brand they know, politic ball
like the "state" they come from, a brand that is full
of kissin a and sucking d.
their program taken over long ago by professional scouts
to assure that the careers of their prospects were not destroyed
by a coach that the "school" is too embarrassed to fire and one who's acts
are guided by the fact he was never good enough to make it, and will be damned if anyone else does.
And damned they will be.  For they have been sentenced, to the bracket of death.
For you, the journey has just begun, but for them it is two and done.
DO WHAT MUST BE DONE. DO NOT HESITATE, SHOW NO MERCY.

Rules To Live By

Always Turn The Other Cheek.....It'll Give You A Better Veiw Of The Other Person Picking Up His Teeth.

An Ode To The Garden

What do I see there upon the ground,

A Seed I See Almost Too Small To Be Found.

What Kind Of Seed, Its Hard To Tell

Using All Your Senses, From Taste To Smell.

How Ohh How Can We See,

What This Seed Can Truely Be.

I Dig A Hole Into The Soil,

Using Shovels And Hoe's, Do I Toil.

I Lay The Seed Into Its Home,

Cover it up With Dirt Until There Is A Dome.

I Water The Seed, Day To Day,

As Months Pass By, And Time I Pay.

Until One Day, What Do I See.

The Seed Has Sprouted, What Could It Be.

I Stoll Outside After Months Of Waiting

Time I Spent Anticipating,

I Move Toward The Garden,

And Come To The Realization, I Dont Really Care.

Not Even A Little Bit,

So I Grab A Stick, And Whack The Chit Out Of It.

Its The Journey That Matters, The How And What You Do,

But Inorder To Make It Simpler For All Of You,

Waiting For Unidentified Stuff To Grow Sucks.

(Kick Some Az Cutie.)

 

Once Upon A Time, Someone Asked Me If I Enjoyed Going Out Clubbing.

I Said "Hell Yeah!, I Like To Go Clubbing!"

Then I Asked ...

"What Do You Prefer To Strike The Baby Seals With?"