Atleast I have Balls

I will personally pay to fly all of you back out to Italy, sit in the same studio, and I want to see if you would ask the same questions or make the same comments in my presence. I dare you, I double dare you MFers, to do it with me sitting there. I'd love to see if it would happen. I already know what the answer would be, but I'd love to see it.

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I dont need tin to get girls, they fall all over me just for me, but with a face like that some better keep that thing around the neck at all times cause its the only way they'll get anything, and even then, only for the tin. And if that still doesn't work, which it probably won't, don't worry about it, that hole in the middle isn't there to symbolize a piazza, it's there to jerk with.

At the end of the day, you all better remember 1 Very Important Fact. You're all just a bunch of quairs standing on a quarter inch of steal or a piece of plywood, but you better remember who the Phux I am.

The only one I would even give the time of day to was that girl who skied down the mountain just to stick it to the girl with the stupid name.  Listen hide-nN-seek, the only reason why anyone even remotely knows who you are is because you have a stupid name. You so good? Go out there and do it. Nobody is stopping you. Stop munching on the junk food, go out there, get in shape and do it, or shut up. Instead of wearing the tiara at the ceremony, she should have shoved it up her ass instead. Thats what they mean by the olympic dream.

You people really are bags of chit

This type of thing would normally be used as a web page entry, and may still be, but lets get right to the point.  Its one thing to be a media outlet, afterall, televison stations make money by selling advertising; advertising that is watched by people who tune in to watch the programs that that station offers. So, if a television station bids alot of money to broadcast a specific quadannual event that totally flops and leaves them and their advertisers looking at eachother in a delemna as to where to make up the money they are losing hand over fist, The lowly, scum of the earth, nothing to lose station will stop at nothing to pull out any type of garbage story they can in a pathetic attempt to get views to watch.  This type of programming is not only disgusting behavior in its own right, but is direspectful to the individuals being exploited and an insult to the intelligence of anyone who watches such garbage. People like this, and corporations like this, are the type of parasites that make up any story they see fit to address their own needs and cause trouble based only on the survival instinct that the competition in the industry dictates, then leaves the real stories unaddressed because it is a conflict of their own interests. Take a look at yoursevles in the mirror, if you can, and know that your exploitation and devious ways only serve to alienate you from anyone with intelligence and common sense.  Instead of relaying on others to create the type of entertainment you obviously can not on your own, why dont you do everyone a favor and roll yourselves up into a little ball and shove yourselves up your own arses.  I'm sure the ratings for that will be fantastic.  And for once, you will be exploiting yourselves instead of others. 

Trying to use backdoor tactics to draw me out only demonstrates your own cowardice, lack of creativity, and desperation for attention.  But hey, since I am better than anyone who works there anyways and so are my ideas, I can see why you need to do it, I mean afterall, I have more veiws than you do.

 

That Must Be What They Mean By Liquid Courage

There should be a new sport added to the games. It can be called Shoot Boarding. It will be 50 points if you shoot the board. But 100 if you hit the person on it. I would win all 3 medals in that competition. And while its true that slopes and halfpipes are on a decline, they dont decline forever and I know I will not be outrun on foot. Just something to think about paper heros.  

Try Picking Her Up, And They Will Be Picking You Up.

Some peoples Fame Will Last 15 Minutes For Two Weeks.

My Fame Will Last Forever And I Dont Need A Piece Of Tin On A String For It To.

Great Balls Of Fire

 

Let me clear up a point of confusion about a rumor some of you have heard about.

Yes, someone did run over the house cat of the home I am staying at. And yes, without checking on the condition of the dead cat I did turn to the drive and say. "Dont worry about the FN cat, It should have been those FN cops or that FN mayor that you ran over." And yes, I did mean it. Eventually, I picked up the cat and gave him a proper burial; but I would have left those MFer in the street.