Ok, I'll Be The One To Say It, Because Everyone Wants To Be Politically Correct.
This country is not the world law enforment wing of society. That's the U.N.'s job. So, I would go to the U.N. and tell them that we are effectively removing all of our troops from Iraq while concurrently aiming 5 missles at that country strategically positioned to strike any area randomly and unannouced. Any more terrorism, any more infighting, any bullchit THAT DIRECTLY AFFECTS THIS COUNTRY, and we are going to start launching them followed by an all out airial assault . So its up to the U.N. to work out a way to make sure themeselves, and the other countries that surround that area, can find a way to work it out for themselves. You aren't dealing with civilized people over there. You are dealing with (ok here we go) a bunch of sand monkeys who have nothing in life to do but argue over some holy land. PHUCK THE HOLY LAND. Those FN people need to get FN lives and then they need to get some hobbies so that their lives aren't wasted away with B.S. about some sand trap. They want to blow each other up? Let them. Thats their problem and until it directly affects people here, who gives a flying F about them and allah and mohammad, and larry and curly or moe. Maybe, they will eventully sucessfully blow up the holy land too and then they will have nothing to complain about. Someone threatens this county, someone poses a threat to the world as a whole, go get them, but F those FN nuts.
Eventually, when they prove that they can either get along, or agree to blow each other up and leave the rest of the world alone, we can reposition the missles one by one. But if they think that one of their nuts on some "mission from god" is going to cause the whole country to be lite up like a Christmas tree, that's probably incentive enough to keep their problems to themselves and for the sand monkeys, or people, who don't want that to happen TO TAKE CARE OF THEIR OWN FN BUSINESS.
Oh yeah, and gobble, gobble.
Update: Inspiration has struck! What we have here is a queer mayor that likes to put up empty buildings, and over there, a collection of ass clowns that likes to blow them up. So why not send this fruit over to baghdad where he can build them a bunch of empty buildings, even some financial centers, that they can subsequently bomb. It will accomplish 3 things: 1)Get this douche out of our hair 2) Piss them off, but even so it 3) Gives them something in their own country to blow up. As long as they don't kill each other, it could be a circle that goes on into eternity and gets them out of our hair forever.
