Don't you all just hate people that say "That's Life."?
Let Me tell you all something:
"Life" is when a great, big, bolt of lightening streaks down from the heavens and drills you in the ass. Everything else is manipulated, man-made, bullchit that people cause themselves.
Now watch out, I just heard some thunder.
(yeah, yeah, I know theoretically the lightening comes before the thunder. Unless you don't see the lightening and only hear the thunder and then the next time the lightening comes it just seems like it was thunder then lightening, but really it was lightening then thunder, you just missed the lightening part. Of course, you could be at such a distance and the slope of the earth could cause you to miss the lightening and only hear the thunder in which case then it would be completely feasible that one would believe it was thunder then lightening. I really think the thing to take away from this is the getting drilled by the lightening part. Don't be concerned with the sequence of events. Just remember: Lightening + your Ass = Life (how's that for math!). your screaming would probably drown out the sound of the thunder anyway. So then it would just seem like a never ending series of lightening strikes, which sounds about right.)
