Damn I Look Fine...

Some people don't like the way I dress. Now, I know that's just their jealousy talking; their trying to alter the reality of a situation to suit their own interests. To, in some small way, attempt to make up for all that they lack.  I mean, I could pull off wearing a banana peel and still look good, no, damn fine, in fact. But here's the point. I've accomplished enough to dress however I want, or look however I want to. When you reach the level I have, you can just do it.  When I wear something, dress, or look a certain way, it's not sloppy, or messy, or inappropriate. It's colorful, it's eccentric, it's original, it's couture. It's perfect. You know what else? What I wore last spring and fall is what your kids wanted to wear last spring and fall, and what they will be wearing next spring and fall because they saw it on me. It's trend setting. It's high fashion. and you're scumbags.