Cuz I'm CP.
I Take On Challenges From Far And Wide,
From My Greatness They Run And Hide,
Why? Cuz I'm CP.
I Jump And Throw And Swear And Curse,
But The Asses You All Kiss Are Still Much Worse,
Why? Cuz I'm CP.
Even If I Kick And Punch And Don't Give A F**K,
It's Still Better Than The D**K You All Suck,
Why? Cuz I'm CP.
So While You Sit There And Waste Time Thinking About My Profanity,
I Sit Here Knowing That I Am Better Than All Of Thee,
That My Skills Marinate In Supremacy,
While The Rest Of You Can Only Hope To Aspire To Mediocracy.
That You Sit There And Will Forever Be Jealous That YOU CAN'T BE
ME.
So remember, the next time you feel offended, rejected, or as if I proliferate meaness,
get down on your knees, begin with a please, and feel free to suck my C P-ness.
Why? Cuz I'm CP.
