These Balls Aren't Average. These Balls Are GREAT.

Some people (and I use that term loosely) are upset and jealous because they say I get lots of attention and fame for "doing things everybody else does", which is a complete and utter lie. Nobody can do the things I do, and there is nothing ordinary about the things I do unless you mistakingly left out the extra for the extraordinary things I do that can not be replicated. I don't get a hint of the attention I should get because all of you jealous and useless, frats, politicians, and robewearers, try to keep my fame down because it's the only chance you have at feeling important in your lives, even if its only in your own deranged minds when everyone else knows the truth. In fact, you can trace back all of the things that have happened to me and solely use this reason for why they have happened, even though we all know it runs deeper than this.

So, for all of you who feel this way, I'll tell you what:

As soon as lying, cheating, stealing, corruption, blackmail, and writing things fictitiously on a piece of paper become feats of extra ordinary ability, I'll be the first one to....no, hold on .... I still won't give a sh*t. (and neither will anyone else.)