12:00 am: I get over-dressed for an interview where I skillfully evade answering questions directly. When I get a question I don't want to answer, I smile, flip my hair, and giggle. It works like a charm. I am brushing up on my saying one thing, and doing another for later in the night.
12:45 am: I am on my way to a private party that I was invited to by someone who should not even be talking to me. It's probably not the right thing to do, but I'm sure I will get some attention.
1:03 am: I have arrived at the party where I am posing with my medal (34 inches, 31 oz, of cold rolled aluminum.) with some girls with big titays who are rubbing up against me. I especially enjoy the part where they get real close to me and say it's "just to get into the frame". I'm pretty sure the reason I am here is other than my medal (34 inches, 31 oz, of cold rolled aluminum.) and being here probably is not the right thing to do, but the attention is just fantastic. Plus, I am cute and I took pictures, so its ok.
1:17 am: I have made the rounds and taken pictures with everyone I can, so its ok. I am pretty sure at this point my medal (34 inches, 31 oz, of cold rolled aluminum.) would probably be a different color if I were not so fascinated with bs'ing trash. I really shouldn't have come here in the first place, nor should I even be talking to the scum of the earth people like all of the ones here, but really, I gotta tell you, the attention is just glamourous.
1:30 am: I make up some excuse as to why I am leaving the party that I shouldn't be at with the people who shouldn't even be talking to me. At this point, I know I shouldn't have come to this party and that the reason I am here is other than my medal (34 inches, 31 oz, of cold rolled aluminum.) . When I look back on the experience only one thing comes to mind. I sure got a lot of attention from a bunch of geldings who shouldn't be talking to me in the first place at a party I shouldn't be at. And I must say, it was flattering.
(note: This Is A Parable. This Is Not An Actual CP Experience As CP Would Not Be Dumb Enough To Participate In A Situation Such As This. Nor Does He Need The Attention. Nor Would He Take Pictures. Well Maybe A Few Of Himself)
