Its not that I don't know my age. I can assure anyone I am, have always been, will be, well aware of just how young and sexy I am. However, I do refuse to count the years that have been raped away from me by animals who are doing it for that very purpose.
I think I am going to refer to myself in the 3rd person on a more consistent basis from now on. Because CP just feels comfortable doing so. See, CP will do that if he wants. It's CP's choice. CP will do what he wants to do. Because CP has great judgement and CP knows the difference between right and wrong. And in CP's opinion, it just sounds pretty FN cool.
How cool? Well I even have my own theme song. Wanna hear it? Here it is.
The names CP-ezzy
I aint's japan-ezzy
Bein me got to be too eazy
Had to go out and buy me a little pupp-ezzy
Crazy people want to fight me
Their dogs jump up and bite me
Must mean that they dont like me
Most of them probably want to smite me
All this time I've been writin
Lots of haters say its bitin
Lots of crow they have been eatin
But differently than the way that their d and their hand that have been meetin
BY THE GREATEST THEY HAVE BEEN BEATIN
