I remember when I used to watch cartoons on Saturday mornings; when there were actually cartoons on on Saturaday mornings. There always used to be this commercial that came on and it went a little something like this.
When you tell one lie, it leads to another.
Then you tell two lies, to cover the other.
And soon you'll be rejected, neglected, disliked, (lose your pension, your complex, etc.) and you shoooouuuuuld.
'Cause when you lie you're talking the fun outta everything good.
Or something like that. Little would it be revealed at that time that what I was really listening to was what should be the fraternity theme song.
