You Know, I May Not Laugh Much...But My Balls Are Laughing Their Ass Off.

There are not many things that I find overly, overtly, humorus. But, I've got to tell you, whenever I think about how all of those little, insignificant, f*ckers (and by little, insignificant, f*ckers, I mean that whole "state") think that they are getting away with what they tried to do to me, and I am going to collect times over plus for what was done, I absolutely laugh my balls off. Seriously, They are sitting next to me right now. I laughed them off. Then I strap them back on and kick your ass you little f*cking punks.

Hosting Sites Can Suck...My Balls.

Due to the incompetence of my newest web host, I have had to add a newer web host. A "back up" for now, but you can find the same content, again, on another web host, that does exactly the same thing, but some how managers to actually allows pages to be viewed and downloaded like a web host is supposed to, at least, for now. So, the best thing to do is to check the CPPC21 AIM page because that will always have the active, actually working, link to a site that will actually display a page that my C P-ness will explode all over your face with.

Back up, actually functioning, page:

http://www.cppc21.net46.net/

Are They Tasty? You Know...My Balls...

What it comes down to is talent and ability, inherent skills not learned or taught. Someone who has no talent or ability is not capable of understanding how someone who does have talent and ability can be successful without deceit, slander, defamation, lying, ass kissing, bribing, filing false reports, wrongfully convicting, wrongfully diagnosing, etc, because he or she has never been able to be successful without those things because they lack the talent and ability to be so. They attempt to be successful by raping those who do have talent and ability because they don’t have any of their own and by doing so are A) hoping to get the “dangerous” (to them and their “success“) individual with talent and ability out of the way, and B) achieve success in their own minds by doing so. I am successful using my talent and ability and in being so, I can identify when others are trying to do this to me. You know. Trying to rape me. They try to rape me of my talent and ability (and the great looks don’t hurt either) because they can not compete with it. If they can’t maim it, or hide it, they try to take away the platform I use to display it. Well, taking is a double edge sword, and while there is no talent or ability to take from the talent-less and the ability-less, I am going to take everything else.

BALLS

I think I am going to annoint our new location with a poem. AHEM. AHEM.
You know you want 'em
You know, you know, you want 'em
WHAT!
You want to see 'em
You know you know you wanna see 'em
WHAT!
You know you need 'em
You know you need 'em, need 'em, need 'em
WHAT!
You wanna feel 'em
You know you know you wanna feel 'em
What are they?
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZ NUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTZZZZZ।

Ok, time you to get back to class. And not sing this song loudly in the hallways, or muttered quietly under your breathwhile class is in session. Because that type of behavior would be inappropriate. And you definately do not want talk about your nutz, especiallyif you are female, because doing so would not be considered proper and could result in detention. Unless, of course, you are talking about, say walnuts. Like forexample, if you had a handful of walnutz and you were just singing this song about them, well then, who could argue. I mean, they're your nutz and your just happy to have them.Actually, it wouldn't have to be walnutz, I mean, any type of nutz would be fine. peanuts, pine nutz, hazel nutz. You'd probably want to stay away from something like cashews, though, becausethey don't contain the word nuts in their name and it is debatable by some if they even are nuts, in the classic nuts sense. But then again, what is a nut anyways. I mean the word nut is just a human concoction. A nut doesn't know it's a nut.Just because you call something a nut doesn't make it so, nor does not calling something a nut not make it a nut. Think about that for a while. Possibly while your holding your own nuts.But hey, if they're nuts to you then they are your nuts and I've always been a big believer in one being able to do with his nuts what he or she pleases.

How to locate my balls

Important Update:

In part due to AOL's recent action to discontinue it's web hosting and journal services as of October 31, 2008, this journal and web page will be changing location. What does this mean to all of you? You will have to make another bookmark and learn a new http: address. That's all. I had long contemplated making this journal and web site bigger and more expansive, and now it will happen. Stay posted for updates on the new location on this journal, the CPPC21 hometown web page, and positively on the CPPC21 AOL/AIM profile page, which will continue in it's current location since it appears at this point no changes in service by AOL will be made there. You would also be able to find my page just as you originally all had, through word of mouth and riotous fan aclaim. My P-ness will continue to grow.

Knock Knock. Who's There...The Bridge...The Bridge Who...

I'm not in favor of the idea that other countries are a supporter of the leader of this country. That they desire one candidate over another. That they seemingly have a vested interest in who comes out on top. Like really, what business is it of theirs? If this country puts itself in the position of nestling up to other countries, it takes something away from this one. Other countries don't have to like this country, they just don't have to hate it. They should respect it. They shouldn't take it for granted and become complacent to it.

Let's clarify one important point. What gets this country bombed and makes crazy people fly planes into this buildings is hatred. It's hatred that causes these extreme acts to occur. This country doesn't need other countries to love it, it needs other countries not to hate it. I am in favor of, because I just invented it, "healthy condescendence".

What is healthy condescendense? Essentially, healthy condescendense is knowing that you are better than someone else, or another country, and you show it, and you live by it. But the difference is, that condescendense doesn't get you bombed. Condescendense

at worst, gets people in other countries to thumb their nose at you and say things like, "oh that country, they think they're all that,". Healthy condescendense doesn't cause hatred. It causes competition. Who knows, it could even stimulate the worlds markets and drive the race for better technology, medicines, and ideas. It would take the battles of the battle field and put them into the classroom and the boardroom. Other countries dont have to love this one. They don't have to cheer for it's leaders. And if they did, it would not be good for this country. All other countries have to do, and this should be this country's goal then focus on it's own problems, is not hate this one.

And that's from someone who knows what being hated is all about.

Who that?

DEEEEEEZZZZ NUUUUUTSSSS. 

Who What When Where Why...

I do not disclose such personal information, however, I will tell you where my balls are NOT from, and the rest of my CP-ness for that matter...

It's NOT where: Lead paint gets prosecuted and yet politicians and lobbiests responsible for killing a 100+ people don't for one simple reason; they vote, and somoene is going to need those votes. Where those who are sorry, not because of the wrong they did, but because they got caught, don't get in trouble for their actions, because they vote. Where crocodile tears have the ability to wash away blame and liability and to place it instead on the innocent. Which would lead to only one conclusion based on their very own logic. If lead paint could cry crocodile tears, and more importantly, could vote, it too would be considered innocent. It sure as hell is not there.

Not to mention how where I am not from, "state" sanctioned tried to kill me after they failed to discredit, bury, dim my star, crazify, or shut me up.

But we're getting to more information on that part.

Yeah, It sure as F*ck is not there.

I guess that means you've got 49 others to guess from.

Too Bad...Why...

Cuz I'm CP.

I Take On Challenges From Far And Wide,

From My Greatness They Run And Hide,

Why? Cuz I'm CP.

I Jump And Throw And Swear And Curse,

But The Asses You All Kiss Are Still Much Worse,

Why? Cuz I'm CP.

Even If I Kick And Punch And Don't Give A F**K,

It's Still Better Than The D**K You All Suck,

Why? Cuz I'm CP.

So While You Sit There And Waste Time Thinking About My Profanity,

I Sit Here Knowing That I Am Better Than All Of Thee,

That My Skills Marinate In Supremacy,

While The Rest Of You Can Only Hope To Aspire To Mediocracy.

That You Sit There And Will Forever Be Jealous That YOU CAN'T BE

 ME.

So remember, the next time you feel offended, rejected, or as if I proliferate meaness,

get down on your knees, begin with a please, and feel free to suck my C P-ness.

Why? Cuz I'm CP.

I Like The Way I Work It...

Heeeeey ...... So, how's it goin'....

Wanted to take some time to touch on an issue that I hold dear and near...

ME. 

I am on MY time schedule. No one elses. If MY time schedule gets phuked with, those responsible pay for it. Whether I'm 7, 107, or a 100,000,007, every second of that time belongs to me and I decide how to spend it. I know what's right for me and me says:

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E" and that stands for ME.

The difference between my doing things that benefit me and when others do things that benefit them is that when I do things that benefit me, the end result is that those things, even if indirectly, benefit others as well because I am doing what is right. When others do things that benefit themselves, the end result is that those things seek to benefit only themselves exclusively and are intentionally and inherently bad for everyone else.

I just wanted to make that clear. A lot of people think I'm selfish. But that's not true. I'm just better than them.

 YAY, ME.

GREAT 1...

I'm Great. Hell, I'm Better Than Great. But outside of the blatant, in your face, CP supporters; I will never get credit for being Great. Why? 2 Reason.

1) Peoples unfounded hatred of me, for reasons they don't even understand, prevents them from understanding what they are witnessing.

2) People think that if they ever gave me credit for being Great, I would become complacent and not do what they just say isn't Great because they want me to continue doing it.

the irony, a lot of these 2 catagories are the same azholes.

...and I can't wait...to CP again.

10 paces then...

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. I then dragged his life-less body through the sun drench, scorching, desert and buried it amist the tumble weed. There was only one way to describe it. HOT N' HEAVY, MuTHAPHuXERS!

And I'm sure you all thought phrases like those could only be used in slanderous gossip columns by talentless trash that should be collecting cans for food. Let's lump all of the accolades and so-called "reporting" given by the press into the same pile of self-serving bullchit that they should be shoveling into their mouths for dinner as opposed to contaminating your minds with their written and spoken feces.

 

READY!!! SET!!!...

Clothiers love it when I shop in their stores. They especially love it when I buy from the clearance rack.  That's because they know that after I do, they can put those clothes back on the shelf at a mark up from the original price.

Lately, I have found myself contemplating the rousing success that was my "College Tour 2004". And contemplating, and contemplating, and contemplating. "Keeping It Great In 2008". And Beyound.