I think I am going to annoint our new location with a poem. AHEM. AHEM.
You know you want 'em
You know, you know, you want 'em
WHAT!
You want to see 'em
You know you know you wanna see 'em
WHAT!
You know you need 'em
You know you need 'em, need 'em, need 'em
WHAT!
You wanna feel 'em
You know you know you wanna feel 'em
What are they?
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZ NUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTZZZZZ।
Ok, time you to get back to class. And not sing this song loudly in the hallways, or muttered quietly under your breathwhile class is in session. Because that type of behavior would be inappropriate. And you definately do not want talk about your nutz, especiallyif you are female, because doing so would not be considered proper and could result in detention. Unless, of course, you are talking about, say walnuts. Like forexample, if you had a handful of walnutz and you were just singing this song about them, well then, who could argue. I mean, they're your nutz and your just happy to have them.Actually, it wouldn't have to be walnutz, I mean, any type of nutz would be fine. peanuts, pine nutz, hazel nutz. You'd probably want to stay away from something like cashews, though, becausethey don't contain the word nuts in their name and it is debatable by some if they even are nuts, in the classic nuts sense. But then again, what is a nut anyways. I mean the word nut is just a human concoction. A nut doesn't know it's a nut.Just because you call something a nut doesn't make it so, nor does not calling something a nut not make it a nut. Think about that for a while. Possibly while your holding your own nuts.But hey, if they're nuts to you then they are your nuts and I've always been a big believer in one being able to do with his nuts what he or she pleases.
