They're Juicin'!!!!.....But Not My Balls.

I think every team in the big leagues should anoint one number as the "juicer number". A number dedicated to acknowledging and reminding everyone of the juicers past and present. And they should have that number worn by one person on the team who most exemplifies being a juicer. Nice to see some teams have already done so. And remember, it is perfectly commendable by those of you who are ticket buyers (it won't be me, I perform, cleanly and spectacularly) to sit in those stands and chant STEEERROOOIIIIDS, STEEEEERRROOOOIDS, STEEEERROOIIIDSS.

That is my "making the world a better place" moment of the day.

I have NEVER juiced. The only juice I have ever ingested is cow juice. Milk. For those of you with understanding difficulties (the retarded). And I drank it straight from the TEET! (No Homo).

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There's No Place...Like My Balls.

I've got a better idea, Instead of snapping your fingers and thinking it's going to bring me back (get yourselves some medication, you have no power over me) why don't you try clicking your heels together. It will have the same result. NOTHING for you!

As an aside, Instead of walking around with your arms folded like you're in a straight jacket, I was thinking about wrapping you up like a mummy and and placing one right between your eyes just to make sure you don't f*ck with me or anyone else ever again...When I stand with my arms folded, that's my "go f*ck yourselves, I am a bad MF'er stance" when you do it, it just makes you mentally ill.


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