Monday, April 20, 2009

They're Juicin'!!!!.....But Not My Balls.

I think every team in the big leagues should anoint one number as the "juicer number". A number dedicated to acknowledging and reminding everyone of the juicers past and present. And they should have that number worn by one person on the team who most exemplifies being a juicer. Nice to see some teams have already done so. And remember, it is perfectly commendable by those of you who are ticket buyers (it won't be me, I perform, cleanly and spectacularly) to sit in those stands and chant STEEERROOOIIIIDS, STEEEEERRROOOOIDS, STEEEERROOIIIDSS.

That is my "making the world a better place" moment of the day.

I have NEVER juiced. The only juice I have ever ingested is cow juice. Milk. For those of you with understanding difficulties (the retarded). And I drank it straight from the TEET! (No Homo).

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