Interesting...Like My Balls.

He Is So Famous And Beyound Reproach That The Media And Encylopedia's Do Not Mention Him...Instead...They Sit At Home And Wait With Bated Breath To See If He Mentions Them.

He Is...

The Baddest BadAss In All The Land.

I Don't Always Talk About P-Ness, But When I Do, I Prefer My Own.

Stay P-Nessy My Friends. One X

(He Will Also Refer To Himself In The 3rd Person, Just Because He Feels Like It.)

He Is Also A Big Supporter Of This...

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CP Claws Is Coming.....With BALLS

You BETTER watch out
You BETTER not cry
BETTER not pout
I'm telling you why
CP Claws is coming to town.

He's making a list
And checking it twice;
F*ck around with him and you're rollin' the dice
CP Claws is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
When something bad should happen
It was fraternity; they'll say it was a mistake!

You BETTER watch out
You BETTER not cry
BETTER not pout
I'm telling you why
CP Claws is coming to town.

With little tin horns and callin' me bums,
rootie-toot-toots; start suckin' down tums.
CP Claws Is Comin' To Town.

You BETTER watch out
You BETTER not cry
BETTER not pout
I'm telling you why
CP Claws is coming to town.

Curly head negros that toddle and coo,
Jump me from behind and I'm comin'after you
CP Claws Is Comin' To Town.

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
When they Don't Want To Hear The Truth,
they Blame It On The Snake... Ohhh!!

You BETTER watch out
You BETTER not cry
BETTER not pout
I'm telling you why
CP Claws is coming to town.

The kids and girls in boyland will have a jubilee.
If something bad should happen look no further than fra-ter-ni-ty!

O! You BETTER watch out!
You BETTER not cry
BETTER not pout I'm telling you why
CP Claws is coming...
CP Claws is coming...
CP Claws is coming .... to town!...........WITH BALLS!!!!!!!!!

you BETTER BE GOOD....or CP CLAWS WILL COME.... ALL OVER you.

A Skeet Skeet Skeeet Skeet Skeet!

Merry Christmas Ya Flithy Animals!

YAWN...Ohhh Yeah And...PSSST...

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Just WunderBALLS. (Not BOO BALLS!!!!)

Sometimes, People Think I Ask Them To Do Things. Like If I Phrase Something That Sounds Like It Should Have A Question Mark At The End Of It Or If I Say It In Such A Way That It Sounds Like It Should Have A Question Mark At Then End Of It. I'm Not Asking. I'm Giving you The Opportunity To Do What I Am Telling you To Do In A Manner That Provides you The Opportunity To Save Face By Just Doing It Before It Gets Done Anyways. But, I'm Not Really Asking. Not Even Close. See How Considerate I Am? (See!!! I'm Not Really Asking!!!)

And This Has Been Another Moment With My Balls.


Pssst: By The Way, This Is Hot, Just Like Me...

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That's Nuts???!!! No. That's Balls!!!!!

There once was a Dude who wasn't from Nantucket,

Told everyone who didn't like him to suck it,

But He didn't care,

Grabbed A hold of His pair,

Put a finger in the air and told them to "F*CK IT".



I'm fairly certain that's how that lymeric goes.

Maybe next time I'll go for some haiku...or hai-Dude.

101 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall (repeat) Knock One Down, Pass It Around, And you'd Have My FastBALLS MPH Reading.

Check Out This Discovery! My Cell Phone Has A Stop Watch On It! It Has A Stop Watch On It!!! That's Insane!!! So Instead Of Having To Lug Around A Watch, I Can Use The Phone!!! That's Wackiness!!!! So, I Just Look At The Phone As If I Were Looking At It For, you Know, Calls Or Emails, Or The Testicles Nature Forgot To Give you, And I Can See My Times!!!! My Oh My Modern Technology. Just Wacky. you F*cking Morons. Get Lives.

I Am A Very Pretty Hate Machine. Very Pretty.


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It's Hot Out. Don't Worry Though, My Balls Didn't Melt Off.

"The Vision Of A Champion Is Someone Who Is Bent Over, Drenched In Sweat, At The Point Of Exhaustion, When No One Else Is Watching." - By Someone Not As Famous As Me.

I Agree. And That's Just the Girl. I Didn't Even Do Anything Yet...

I'm Hot.

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What Are Those Impossibly Large Spheres Hanging...Ohhhh, Those Are My Balls. Glad I Figured That Out.

Want To Know One (Of Many) Thing That Seperates Me From Others?

When I Throw My Hands In The Aiiiiiiiiir And Wave Them Like I Just Don't Caaaaaare...I, I, Really Don't. I Really Don't Care.

Come To Think Of It, I Like To Wave Something Else In The Air Like I Just Don't Care, Also.

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Arrrrrrghhhhh ... Me Balls!

Want to know a secret?

Whenever I open another web page, I always open a few tabs between the page I am opening and my own web page. Want to know why? Because I dont want your page touching mine; It's not good enough to.

And that has been a moment with my balls.


Ohhh...and by the way...Ahem Ahem...

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Having Trouble Figuring Out What That Is?....Those Are My Balls.

I Didn't Come Back To See A Dead Person In A Box. I Can See A Dead Person In A Box Any Time I Want. I Came Back To Piss On All Of you.

So, If you Have A Problem With The Star In The Window, Then Don't Think Of It As A Star In A Window. Think Of It As Me Whipping Out My P-Ness And Pissing On All Of you.

Think Of It As Staring Down On you. Watching your Every Move. A Reminder That SomeONE Is Always There, Even When He's Not.

(Pssst. That's A Message.)

The Year Of The Dragon? The Scorpio? The Spider Monkey? No. The Year Of My Balls!

2010: The Year...Of Kiss My Rear. (Seriously, It's Quite A Treat. You're Going To Love It.)

Quote Of The Year: "Well, It's Too Bad You Feel That Way, But You're Not Me...You're Not CP".



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