That's Nuts???!!! No. That's Balls!!!!!

There once was a Dude who wasn't from Nantucket,

Told everyone who didn't like him to suck it,

But He didn't care,

Grabbed A hold of His pair,

Put a finger in the air and told them to "F*CK IT".



I'm fairly certain that's how that lymeric goes.

Maybe next time I'll go for some haiku...or hai-Dude.