Know What's Phenomenal?...MY BALLS.

Just Got A Short, Little, Message For All The "Phenomenons" Out There. you're Not Phenomenal. Music Television, For Better Or For Worse, Is A Phenomenon. Music Television Could Sit On A Toilet And Take A Sh*t; Then Reach Down, Grab That Shit, Fling It Against A Wall, And Air A Half-Hour, To An Hour, Of That Excriment Sliding Down The Wall, And It Would Become A Phenomenon.

So, Congradulations On Being Music Televisions Sh*t Sliding Down A Wall.

Also, There Have Been A Lot Of Questions About What osama's Last Words Were. Well, Wonder No More. I Have The Information.

When The SEALS Kicked Open The Door Of The Room Osama Was In, he Was Walking Away With his Back Towards Them. The SEAL team Then Ordered him To "Surrender!". At This Time, osama, With his Back Still Facing Them, Turned his Head, Coughed, And With his Eyes Wide Open, Said "Uh Oh...We've Got A Situation." The Team Then, Rightfully, Proceeded To Shoot him Twice And Kill him Instantly.

They Then Lifted his Shirt, Took A Picture Of his Abs, And Then Dumped him Into The SEE.

Some People Would Call This A Fitting, Justified, Rightful, Conclusion...But I Would Call It Foreshadowing.

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