So, I Was Thinking. I Was Thinking A Lot About "College Tour 2004". That Was Fun. Now, I Know A Lot Of You Think That This Is Some Kind Of Tour. But, It's Not. I Mean There Have Been Elements Of A Tour; The Staying In Hotels, Fast Food, Late Nights, Screaming Fans, Pissed Off Locals, People Not Believing That I Actually Am Who I Say I Am Because They Don't Believe A Star Like Me Would Be Around Them, And Even, On Occasion, Sleeping In The Car While Your Credit Card Is Forwarded To You Because People Don't Seem To Take Cash Anymore. But, It's Not Really A Tour. But I Am Thinking More About "College Tour 2004". I Think I May Tour Again.
I've Also Been Thinking About Those Retired Jerseys. I Think I've Come Up With A Way That Will Pacify Everyone. Along With The Syringe In The Shoulder, Or The Ass, Should You Decide Some Day To Retire Pants, You Should Frame The Jersey With An Ensemble Of Bright Lights. Now, Don't Worry About The Cost, That Can Be Sponsored By A Local Pharmacy. And Under The Jersey; A Plaque With The Simple Inscription: "This Retired Jersey, And The Lighting Around It, Is Sponsored By Performance Enhancing Drugs. Because Without P.E.D's, Your "Local Hero's" Would Only Be Local."
I Truly Am An Artist At Everything I Do.
