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You Know What 1 Of The Things I Love To Do Is? I Love To Flip My Hair Behind My Ear. Like A Girl (No Homo). Not In A Faggy Way. Seriously, I Really Like To And If You've Never Done It, You Don't Know What You're Missing. Whether I Actually Like To Do It In And Of Itself, Or If I Just Like It Because It Pisses People Off Is Open For Debate On Your End, But I Do Enjoy It. Too Bad For All You Cue Balls Out There Who Can't. Must Make Ya Jealous. I Also Like To Get My Hair Long Enough, Not Just In The Back Because That Would Be A Mullet, (Which Would Look Smashing On Me Anyways) So That When I Wear A Ball Cap I Can Fan It All Out In Back Like I'm On A Motorcycle Doing About 103 mph (You Know, Slightly Less Than I Throw). I Just Think That Is Fab.

If Some Day My Hair Should Fall Out On The Top And I Only Have It On The Sides, I Am Going To Grow That Hair Long, Maybe Even Just On 1 Side (Ohhh Trend Setter), Just So That I Can Take My Index Finger, Touch It To My Temple, Move It Backward Oh So Slowly Making Sure To Collect Each And Every Strand On That Dermis, Then, In A "C" Motion, Ever So Gently Whisp It Behind My Ear.

Ohhhh I May Never Cut It Short Again.